Thursday, December 17, 2009

Just for Laffs

u guys read this-CRAZY NOT EQUAL TO STUPID!

One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to Institute of mental health.
He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home. He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down.When he was about to fix the spare tyre, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain... As he can't fish the bolts out, he started to panic.
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One Kolo patient happened to walk past and asked the driver what happened. The driver thought to himself, since there's nothing much he can do; he told the patient the whole incident. The patient laughed at him & said "can't even fix such a simple problem.... No wonder you are destined to be a truck driver..." You are stupid!

Here's what you can do, take one bolt each from the other 3 tyres and fix it onto this tyre. Then drive to the nearest workshop and replace the missing ones, easy as that" The driver was very impressed and asked "You're so smart but why are you here at the Institute of mental health.?"

The Patient replied: "Hello, I stay here because I'm crazy....... . Not STUPID!"


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Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Moving on...

I felt the weight of melancholy subdue me all through
as i ate food that could not satisfy 
and drank water that could not quench my thirst

I searched more and more for the suns rays
Waking up when the day broke
Shifting aside the blinds so it could pour in
Still yet, the shadows surrounded
The sun just did not shine here.

So I chose to leave this place.
This place of wanting, this place of yearning
I chose instead to move ahead
To another place...another phase.

In this new place..I shall drink and be filled
I shall eat and be satisfied
The sun would shine...its rays i'd find

Because, I would no more live by what i am given
But I would live by what i give
I would no longer wait for what i desire
I would be what i desire.
I would no longer sow on hardened ground
I would sow on fertile soil.

And the buds of friendship would again make me smile
as it once used to

PS: Letting go of some friends can be a real tough one sometimes, but at some point, I believe we need to leave one phase and move onto another...